Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Summer Vacation

If the thought of a two-week family vacation with your in-laws doesn't keep you awake at night, you've found the right combination of drugs.

— whereami18 (@whereami18) June 9, 2016

Vacation because your kids haven't fought over an ocean yet this year.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 9, 2016

When you eat Taco Bell before a road trip and the driver says "no bathroom breaks". pic.twitter.com/mOjy1zS2C1

— Swig (@OldRowSwig) June 8, 2016

This week I've been doing the thing where you try to eat all the food in the house before vacation so stove-top stuffing for breakfast it is

— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) June 8, 2016

When your travel mug leaks during your first sip of coffee pic.twitter.com/LlnXZNVJqg

— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) June 9, 2016

Being more excited to have an airport beer at 7am than you are about any other part of your holiday

— British Logic (@BritishLogic) June 9, 2016

Day 20 of Summer Break: Kids are sifting through the garbage for food while I cry in the corner so yeah I'd say it's going great so far— Suburbia_Mommy (@runner_mom2) June 9, 2016

Whoever said the winter of our discontent obviously never had kids on summer vacation.— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 7, 2016

Listening to my kids argue on vacation is just like being at home except I have an ocean view.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 7, 2016

Notes I wrote to myself overnight and found in AM:"stop mail for vacation""coffee, t-paste""bills""use death's scythe to shave leg hair"— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) June 6, 2016

When its summer vacation and someone finally asks to hang out pic.twitter.com/OOSYgHyAdX— brandon. (@yikesbrandon) June 9, 2016

summer vacation needs to be longer so i can have more tv shows to binge watch 😫— ️ ‏ (@xteencry) June 10, 2016

I'm traveling M-W this week so I have done preemptive missing mom penance by cooking all weekend— Emily Lakdawalla (@elakdawalla) June 6, 2016

I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M ON VACATION!— EnvyDaTropic™ (@envydatropic) June 4, 2016

[at airport]Customs Official: What is the purpose of your travels?Me: Basically to be in a different location than usual— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 9, 2016