Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Realistic Resolutions
I will drink more wine...#RealisticNewYearsResolutions pic.twitter.com/OARC60sZX3
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 30, 2018
3-5 times a week I will think about going to the gym#RealisticNewYearsResolutions
— Jeff Dwoskin - Hashtag Roundup (@bigmacher) December 30, 2018
To save time, I will continue to eat all my meals in bed.#RealisticNewYearsResolutions pic.twitter.com/oOaP8ks9OZ
— Brushing Off (@BrushingOff) December 30, 2018
#RealisticNewYearsResolutions Just have 3 rashers of bacon on my sandwiches instead of 4
— S.J.M (@my2pencehworth) December 30, 2018
#RealisticNewYearsResolutions if I leave the house with an umbrella, return to the same house with the same umbrella
— Turd Ferguson (@natalooch) January 1, 2019
Continue being awesome. #RealisticNewYearsResolutions pic.twitter.com/8Dx7RkagK2
— 🔥 ɪʀʀᴀᴄʜɪᴏɴᴇʟ 🔥 (@bachelruckley) December 30, 2018
#RealisticNewYearsResolutions do the exact same shit with the additional struggle of remembering what year to select or write down for at least 4 months
— Brett Bastard (@13astard) December 30, 2018
instead of eating cheese and cake I will merely eat one item: cheesecake#realisticnewyearsresolutions
— Keith Burkhardt (@burkhardt_group) December 31, 2018
To get the boat out a little more often 😆 #realisticnewyearsresolutions pic.twitter.com/LEICLz2qe3
— stray cat... (@FinallyEven) December 30, 2018
Imma lose some weight but gain at least 50% of it back after I say, "fuck it" and buy the ice cream aisle. #RealisticNewYearsResolutions
— MELLapalooza 🎶😻🕶 (@MELisCrazyInAZ) December 31, 2018
Get the neighbor's dog into cosplay. #realisticnewyearsresolutions pic.twitter.com/6WnKu8FDyY
— Mean Gene (@SlickN1982) December 30, 2018
Finish a tube of chapstick #RealisticNewYearsResolutions
— JR (@JRtheRebel) December 30, 2016
#RealisticNewYearsResolutionsListen to music instead of the news . pic.twitter.com/uCX0sAZHv9
— Hope Capicorn (@capicornhope) December 30, 2018
New years resolution: Remember to charge and wear fitbit daily. That way, IF I decide to work I'll have evidence! #RealisticNewYearsResolutions #2019
— burntOinbigD (@burntOinbigD) January 2, 2019
#RealisticNewYearsResolutions Bring back, "What's the rumpus?" as a cool saying.
— J. K. Vinny (@ltclavinny) January 2, 2019