Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Pumpkin Spice
September = fall. From here on out, I want you to walk into my apartment and feel like you just got punched in the nose by pumpkin spice. I want you to be unsure of whether you are in Halloweentown or my living room. I want apple cider to literally pour out of your eyeballs.
— Paige Kallsen (@paige_kallsen) September 3, 2019
when u try and pumpkin spice it up in the bedroom pic.twitter.com/sfTlwhCBSW
— Sharpay (@sharpayyyyyyy) September 4, 2019
Don’t mind me... just drowning my husband in pumpkin spice. 🎃 pic.twitter.com/4HJKKdKVtb
— 👻🍂🎃Meg Adams🦇🍁☕️ (@artbymoga) September 4, 2019
The moment Fall hits, I’m living as a pumpkin spice raccoon pic.twitter.com/RLsoD0meNm
— KK 💤 (@ItzKK_) September 4, 2019
if you spent 2007-2016 screeching on the internet about bacon, you're not allowed to dunk on pumpkin spice
— but doctor, i AM Pauliacci (@NotLikeFreddy) September 3, 2019
When the demons have pumpkin spice ... pic.twitter.com/5EPhhDEzJN
— JJMS (@JJMS_exploring) September 5, 2019
Me, on September 1st, seeing people post about pumpkin spice lattes: IT'S STILL SUMMER! IT'S STILL 98 DEGREES!Me, on September 2nd, seeing the first cases of pumpkin beer being unloaded at the grocery store: pic.twitter.com/rHCU6l7B0z
— Roy Bright (@CulinaryGeekRoy) September 4, 2019
Shooting up pumpkin spice syrup behind a chevron 😻
— älex (@sorryimalex) September 3, 2019
Pumpkin spice contains neither pumpkin nor spices.It is coffee pollution.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) September 3, 2019
Hey girl, I heard you like pumpkin spice.. pic.twitter.com/XIGqdoNYRi
— Underhive Scum ☠🖕☠ (@UnderhiveScum) September 3, 2019
Wherever I go, everything smells like pumpkins. I guess people must like pumpkin spice a-latte! Ahhhh! Gourd one, huh? #WockaWocka!
— Fozzie Bear (@FozzieBear) August 31, 2019
[ autumn, 1579 ]pumpkin farmer: i say, you've spilled your spice on my pumpkins!spice merchant: poppycock! for YOU have gotten your pumpkin in MY spice!susan: *rising up out of a barrel* omg this is sooo good I want like 12 ventis all in my mouth
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) August 30, 2019
Boss: Isn’t 10:45 AM a little early for a burrito?Me: Pumpkin spice lattes came out in August.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) August 29, 2019
Being an adult means telling yourself “you have pumpkin spice at home.” 🤧 pic.twitter.com/c3pOB2Phkl
— Jillian Ashley ♠️ (@ms_halffence) August 28, 2019
Y’all can have your disgusting pumpkin spice. I discovered the dirty chai yesterday, and if there was ever a drink that fit my personality perfectly it’s that.
— M 🏹🌙 (@Artemis_Ascends) August 27, 2019