Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Pumpkin Spice
Today for lunch I drank a glass of Butternut Squash Soup. I'm telling people it's because Pumpkin Spice Lattes aren't Fall enough for me
— Timmy Williams (@timmyisanerd) September 16, 2016
I actually enjoy pumpkin spice in every season, but especially this time of year when I break out the pumpkin spiced pumpkin spice
— ✨ Andrew Huang ✨ (@andrewismusic) September 16, 2016
The entire Pumpkin-Spice Industrial Complex is predicated on the lie that pumpkin tastes like nutmeg.
IT DOES NOT. IT TASTES LIKE PUMPKIN.— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) September 16, 2016
WISEMEN: Some spices for our Lord
[sets frankincense, myrrh, gold]WM1: GOLD?! But we agreed-WM3: Sorry, pumpkin spice ended on Dec 22nd— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 15, 2016
I do like pumpkin spice... but... pic.twitter.com/dQL6WOfspv
— Grant Wilson (@grantswilson) September 14, 2016
If the spice girls wanted to make a comeback they could get a new member called pumpkin spice and white girls totally could even.
— filthy mike 🎮 (@mike_gaboury) September 14, 2016
Welcome to adulthood. Here's a starter pack with Xanax, a pumpkin spice latte, and an overpriced coloring book. Good luck with that.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 13, 2016
*puts on Hocus Pocus dvd*
*slips into hot tub filled with Pumpkin Spice Latte*"I love fall."— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) September 12, 2016
When I die, scatter my ashes with pumpkin spice so people will care.
— Ken Plume (@KenPlume) September 11, 2016
couple in line at Starbucks are on date; she asked if he likes Pumpkin Spice Lattes, he said "Not a latte", and now she's late for a 'thing'
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) September 9, 2016
Saw pumpkin spice Oreos at target today and I started krumping in the aisle. ITS ALMOST TIMEEEEEEEEEE
— Chachi Gonzales (@chachigonzales) September 9, 2016
Vanilla Ice stares forlornly at the pumpkin spice items filling the shelves, thinking about what could have been.
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) September 7, 2016
My boss added pumpkin spice k-cups for the Keurig to the budget. He thought it would be the best way to make the new white girl feel welcome
— Katie Ellis (@miss_marathon) September 16, 2016
I'm more excited for endless shrimp at @redlobster than pumpkin spice season
— Brianna Kyle (@BriannaKyle124) September 6, 2016
I don't really care how many pumpkin spice drinks have arrived. It's rosé season until I decide it's not.
— Wine-aholic (@_wine_aholic) September 16, 2016