Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets for Pasta Lovers
The only good things in life are pasta and dogs
— emily elliott (@emily_elliottt) November 16, 2019
People think straight white males have it easy but everyone has hidden scars. I myself grew up in a house without pasta bowls. Spent the best part of 20 years just eating pasta and rice based dishes off a plate like a goddam savage.don't assume privilege
— Captain Pinkbeard (@CaptPinkbeard) November 16, 2019
there’s no problem pasta and wine can’t solve
— savannah (@sraffzzz) November 16, 2019
As soon as i stop eat pasta for every meal it’s over for you bitches
— Sacajawea (@Marie2Taylor) November 16, 2019
I have the instinct to start a homemade food thread but all my roomate and I make is pasta, chicken, pasta with chicken, creamy sauce, pasta with creamy sauce, chicken wi-
— KesDraws (@KesDraws) November 16, 2019
ending my chaotic and eventful work day with cooking pasta and watching That’s So Raven pic.twitter.com/6lA635hcOm
— (@emerynotemily) November 16, 2019
guy in the elevator: someone just ate pasta, huh?me, in the back of the elevator: yeah, right now pic.twitter.com/3zVjuacqCR
— Lila in Wonderland (@lilajeannene) November 16, 2019
Pasta?Donut?Why not both? pic.twitter.com/GYDmgmPAIr
— edo/flyte (@_flyte) November 15, 2019
This is apparently a serving of pasta and I am LIVID pic.twitter.com/4icykA1yZP
— parker reese (@parkerreese) November 14, 2019
As an Italian I can confirm I do in fact eat pasta everyday and I am healthy as a horse, fulfill your pasta dreams everybody
— Matilde Bianconi (@MeitLeit) November 14, 2019
Are pasta serving sizes a joke or do I just eat an absurd amount of pasta
— Taylor ☾ (@tastefullytayy) November 14, 2019
FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time
— Tess Barker (@TesstifyBarker) November 14, 2019
Came home from work and my dad said “ama I made pasta if you want some” ....... he made my penis pasta from Italy without realizing. I’m sad, but this is also hilarious. pic.twitter.com/dGF4mgM0dC
— Amoreena (@amoreeeena) November 12, 2019
me (googling): how do i cook pasta al denteevery recipe site: my italian grandma taught me how to cook pasta. she learned from her grandma in the old country. and now u too will be able to make perfect al dente pasta. step 1: u just kinda know when it's al dente. step 2: done
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 11, 2019
MARY MAGDALENE: my last boyfriend once fed 10000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishME: [starts cooking what I think is 1 serving of pasta] oh just you wait
— Steeve again (@steeve_again) November 10, 2019