Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Online Dating
Idc how bored with being single I get .. I’m not gettin no tinder
— The black Dr. Dina 😎🌳💨 (@Yelllafella) July 31, 2018
Tinder’s going well pic.twitter.com/ctKhkFbcTR
— perrin (@WillPerrin10) July 31, 2018
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
— Ollie (@WhosMental) July 20, 2018
Both my parents are currently on https://t.co/gB6uRaNHNA and my dad just called me and said “I just matched with your mom 97%... guess that 3% really matters huh” 😭😂 shit
— Nicki Dion ⚓ (@NickiDion1) July 19, 2018
My sister downloaded tinder on my phone and I got one question.... why is everyone topless and/or holding a fish?
— 🅱️ASS 🅱️oop (@bassboopy) July 31, 2018
Headline for my @Match.com profile pic.twitter.com/AlghU7CbVQ
— Jay Michaels™ (@jaymichaels) August 1, 2018
Online dating is like going to Walmart.Loads of shit to go through before you find something worthy and you get to do it while in your underwear.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) July 19, 2018
Did I ever tweet about when I spent 20 minutes filling in the https://t.co/4NLvlYdPNx questionnaire and at the end it just said ‘sorry!’
— Vincent J Ives (@vinceives) July 26, 2018
imagine matching with someone on tinder who had “LDR enthusiast” in their bio and asking them their opinion on ultraviolence and lana del rey’s musical and personal growth only to be told LDR stands for “long distance relationship”
— shauntay (@shauntae_stay) July 31, 2018
Tinder Profile pic vs Bumble profile pic pic.twitter.com/W1AtnhikEl
— Loris Wisdom Azo (@lorax07) July 27, 2018
Gotta love that https://t.co/HcStEAijk9 wink from a guy who ghosted after FIVE dates in 2011. And just about the time you wonder if he even remembers meeting (thru match), cue the "you look so familiar, did we date?" message. Bahaha. #matchterror #foreveralone #icecreamismylover
— Jaclynn Cherry (@jcherrry) July 17, 2018
It’s that time of year again when I check in to my 5 year old POF account, start feeling sad, threaten to delete it and order a pizza.Fuck it, I’ll just order a pizza.
— iNap (@saucyblueyes) July 25, 2018
Dude on tinder had a bio that said “no one likes me bc of my age”He’s 23Gotta swipe right for a blink reference
— Bread Sheeran (@AmberDeeKayy) July 31, 2018
My https://t.co/zkCUWH1zyE profile simply states, “Grills all year round.”
— Jim...Unmasked (@ItMightBeJimbo) July 23, 2018
I just woke up and apparently drunk Ella wants to start online dating?? pic.twitter.com/NZp9mqINyW
— Ella Grant (@ellagrant08) July 20, 2018