Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About the Olympics
I was dissappointed to hear the parents of one of the Olympic cyclists say that he has always been driven
— joe rooney (@joerooney1) August 12, 2016
Recreate Olympic dressage in your own home by putting socks on a dog @TwopTwips
— Antony (@ajon69) August 12, 2016
How non-swimmers watch the Olympics pic.twitter.com/RfAntZrMfi
— SwimWithIssues (@SwimWithIssues) August 12, 2016
i would dominate if "assuming the fetal position on a stranger's kitchen floor" was an Olympic event
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 12, 2016
Black parents with Olympic dreams overseeing their kids swimming lessons tomorrow pic.twitter.com/rQyPL2id3T
— Magnanimous (@Kofimagne) August 12, 2016
IS PLEASURING YOUR WIFE AN OLYMPIC EVENT, CAUSE IF SO I JUST WON THE NOTHING
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) August 12, 2016
*watching Olympic gymnastics*
me: that was impressive!
announcer: what a GIANT mistake— B (@bribrisimps) August 12, 2016
Watching the Olympics like pic.twitter.com/ZVlrwLzI7e
— Cammie Phan (@Chiqee) August 12, 2016
A list of things I would totally medal in at the #Olympics:
-Binge-watching
-Sarcasm
-Curling (my hair)
-Making quesadillas
-Yoga pants (?)— Leanne Aguilera (@leanneaguilera) August 12, 2016
There's 16 yr olds in the olympics and I'm over here like.. pic.twitter.com/TKydTUKeZu
— Bitch Problems (@FemaleTexts) August 12, 2016
That's right kids, when I was young, we'd watch the Olympics without having any idea who already won.
— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) August 12, 2016
I hit snooze upwards of 3x before getting out of bed everyday so am I even allowed to watch the Olympics?
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) August 12, 2016
When black women are slaying the Olympics and Track & Field hasn't even begun... pic.twitter.com/NtK6ZHdcjb
— Sahara Olivia (@sierra__olivia) August 12, 2016
My new favorite thing is going up to people who are clearly watching the olympics and going "what's this, the olympics?"
— Quinta B. (@quintabrunson) August 11, 2016
Michael Phelps and I share a similar build in that we both have heads.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) August 12, 2016