Tweet Roundup | Funniest Tweets for the Low-Key Obsessed With True Crime
My husband is not @TrueCrimeObsess ed, hates it. So if he falls asleep first I’ll flip it back over. Last night he woke up in the middle of the night to the EAR/ONS recording of “I’m going to murder you” with me sound asleep my bad
— nooniejack (@nooniejack) August 2, 2020
girls will listen to true crime podcasts about serial killers for 6 hours straight and then wonder why they're paranoid about every noise in their home it's me i'm girls
— jon (@jonquilfreedman) July 25, 2020
The earthquake rattled our door really hard last night and Molly’s first instinct was to jump out of bed and grab a bat and mine was to tell her to stay in bed in case of aftershocks so I think it’s clear who the True Crime Wife and the Disaster Prep Wife are
— Noelle Stevenson (@Gingerhazing) July 30, 2020
DUDEEEEE my husband and I share our locations with each other for THIS same reason! I trust him, ya fucking weirdos. I’m just anxious and listen to too many true crime/murder podcasts. https://t.co/M7yYeTqtsj
— (@breannakindig) August 2, 2020
My mom acting like she doesn’t understand true crime but 20 minutes earlier she said “this dateline is a rerun”
— eliza zulch (@zilkysmoooth) August 2, 2020
I start every morning with two cups of coffee & true crime podcasts and then wonder why I have anxiety
— morgan (@morganAtolbert) July 31, 2020
Actual depiction of our anxiety after listening to our 6th straight hour of the true-crime podcast we told ourselves we wouldn't listen to after dark. pic.twitter.com/92cc0pC3SD
— Luminary (@hearluminary) August 2, 2020
i am living proof that human beings are dumb bc buzzfeed unsolved, both true crime and supernatural, terrify me and YET here i am....... watching it
— han jisung's mom ✨ (@flameoflovc) August 2, 2020
I just watched a murder documentary and I can’t explain the amount of unnecessary joy I felt when it played an Elliott Smith song in the credits
— (@ADHDGOTH) July 31, 2020
If I’m watching a true crime show and it takes too long to get to the point i start googling the names to find out what happened
— Jord (@KuriousJord) August 2, 2020
Onlyfans .. but it’s just me binge watching murder documentaries and eating hot Cheetos while in sweatpants.
— ☼☽ (@cosmic_honeyy) July 14, 2020
My family is concerned that I watch too many murder documentaries . Like hello the only thing I’m capable of killing is the mood
— Johana Stephen (@joe_before_hoes) July 31, 2020
I've reached that part of life where the pinnacle of TV is murder documentaries and Gordon Ramsay food programmes. That's middle age, that.
— (@_MrMattWhelan_) July 18, 2020
bruh these are murder documentaries got me all paranoid... got me feeling like everybody’s plotting on me
— ®️olando :) (@rollytorres851) August 2, 2020
I wish #Netflix also doubled as a dating service like, “Here are six other singles that watched four murder documentaries in a row.”
— Rocco310 (@iAMRocco41) August 1, 2020