Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About How It's So Hot
It’s so hot that every time I try to speak all that comes out is a Tennessee Williams monologue.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) July 8, 2018
It’s so hot in LA, dreams are melting all over the sidewalk.
— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) July 7, 2018
It’s so hot right now in SoCal I just saw an iguana with a parasol.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 7, 2018
It’s so hot out today, I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady
— anna (@Louisiannnna) July 8, 2018
it’s so hot i wish i could put my titties in a ponytail.
— Tamia Crandle (@tamiacrandle) July 6, 2018
Mood cuz it’s so hot today.... pic.twitter.com/S4c01JIkcT
— Aavi_y (@aavi_y) July 6, 2018
It’s so hot, you could actually cook a full English breakfast on my forehead
— Manvir (@manvirkharay) July 8, 2018
it's so hot today I'm sweating from new places. eyelashes? wet. fingernails? drenched. teeth? soaked.
— Will Jay (@willjaymusic) July 7, 2018
it’s so hot i think mosquitoes took a day off
— Romeo (@Elijahj_mccoy) July 5, 2018
Me: you know what, it’s been so hot out, honestly too hot to comfortably sleep. Surely nothing will happen if I stick one leg out from the covers.
The demon in my bedroom, who has been waiting for this exact moment for over 20 years: pic.twitter.com/2e4RrHadqh— LoLo (@LoLo_Sobe) July 9, 2018
It’s so hot in L.A, police chalk outlines have sweat marks under their arms.
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) July 6, 2018
it’s so hot being butt-naked just ain’t enough. i need to hang my skin up on this coat rack too.
— Diamond Dorris (@lovethediosa) July 6, 2018
It was so hot yesterday I wasn’t even scared of bugs anymore a wasp flew over to me & I tapped the bitch out the way like “it’s too hot for all that”
— Siobhán (@Siobhanlinnane) July 9, 2018
It’s so hot you gotta put deodorant on before bed
— Noah Boek (@noahboek) July 9, 2018
It’s so hot at the moment I wouldn’t be surprised if next April they report the lowest number of births since records began.
— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) July 8, 2018