Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Friday the 13th
When it's Friday The 13th and you think "oh no, I'm gonna have bad luck" then you realize you're you, and every day is Friday The 13th. 😐
— Hunter Herring (@HuntrHerring) January 13, 2017
It's Friday the 13th, please remember; don't go swimming, don't have sex, don't drink, don't go out, and if the killer finds you, RUN!
— Tyler Matl (@TylerMatl) January 13, 2017
It would be unlucky to eat 13 pizza rolls on Friday the 13th better make it 45 just in case.
— Pete Zaroll (@totinos) January 13, 2017
Friday the 13th is just another made up holiday cooked up by the hockey industry to sell more masks
— Dave-O (@OldUncleDaveO) January 13, 2017
✈️️ Finnair flight 666, at 13 o'clock on Friday the 13th with a 13 year old aircraft, has landed safely in HELhttps://t.co/0kWfkcARmO pic.twitter.com/OPvpyyq4F4
— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) January 13, 2017
Friday the 13th is real. Hit all reds on my way to the gas station and got the one pump that didn't want to work
— Jordan Whitford (@j_whitford33) January 13, 2017
Nothing better to confirm the suspicions of Friday the 13th than to receive a speeding ticket on my way to class #ThanksObama
— Tori Guyton (@vguyton96) January 13, 2017
Because I'm generally an unlucky person, I think Friday the 13th has the reverse effect on me--therefore I have good luck for today only
— lawrence the boy (@prince_yikes) January 13, 2017
It's Friday the 13th feat. a full moon tonight.. HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE!!
— jp (@Jo__nathan97) January 13, 2017
I don't believe in any of that Friday the 13th Crap*stubs toe*walks into door*bangs head*breaks mirror*gets married
— Andy Collinson (@andycollinson70) January 13, 2017
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When you're Catholic and it's Friday the 13th. pic.twitter.com/1P8MRejo9v
— hannah ☕️ (@hanmariams) January 13, 2017
did u imply u wanted to breakup cause the planets are aligned & mercury is in retrograde & it's Friday the 13th or did u mean it ???
— coping mechanism rn (@MyCurrentCM) January 13, 2017
Don't worry, Friday the 13th is just the same as any other day..... APART FROM THAT GUY IN THE HOCKEY MASK STANDING JUST BEHIND YOU
— Angelo (@jetfighterpilot) January 13, 2017
If you're having a bad Friday the 13th just think you could be me: lost my phone and stuck in a blizzard in the Alps 👍🏼
— Charlie (@cor_aline_) January 13, 2017
for some reason I've never laughed harder than when my mom told me she was having a colonoscopy on a friday the 13th(she's fine)
— LizW (@hellohappy_time) January 3, 2017