Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About #Don'tTellTheKidsBut
#DontTellTheKidsBut the good snacks are in my room.
— Tabetha griffin (@griffin_tabetha) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut I used their Caprisuns as a mixer.
It's like I'm on a boxtop funded trip to the Bahamas.— Nerril (@Shoujogeek) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut the candy bars are in the raisin bran box
— Sheila (@00_Sheila_00) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut those Oreos used to be Double Stuf. I licked out part of the cream.
— yøur_møm (@berrypharm15) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut we went out for frozen custard after they went to bed. pic.twitter.com/TMjG9t8myA
— MeadowsFrozenCustard (@DuBois_Meadows) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut we are surprised we kept them alive this long with no users manual
— The Classy Carnivore (@ClassyCarnivor) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut I'm just three other kids in a trench coat PRETENDING to be their dad
— Ian Mather (@ianxmather) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut the tooth fairy wasn't ill the other night, she only had enough cash on her for a bottle of wine.
— Nicole (@LithChronicles) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut I sometimes eat ice cream without getting them any. pic.twitter.com/mhWgo24DRz
— JP (@rethinkingadult) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut the ice cream man plays music when he HAS ice cream, not when he's out.
— Vertigo (@SurvivorsGTR) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut I've shrunk them.
Not scientifically, just genetics.
The 'Lievens' are not tall people.— Ben Lievens (@LievensATweet) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut I'm secretly happy they don't like coffee. More for me!
— The Coffee Comrade (@coffee_comrade) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut I went thru kind of a gothy phase when they were little. pic.twitter.com/eYLP9vbxj0
— FirstAndMonday (@firstandmonday) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut the Tooth Fairy didn't really take all the cookies to protect their teeth. I had the munchies that night!
— Andy Bentley (@AndyBentley1) August 5, 2016
#DontTellTheKidsBut
They have more sense than grown people— Is-Real (@IvoryLaF) August 5, 2016