Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Dogs
My dog watches cartoons with me in the morning while I drink my coffee
— Shop Normal Culture (@JeLaminah) July 8, 2016
related: will any movie theater let me take my dog to see Secret Life of Pets because I think she would really value the representation
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) July 8, 2016
Really enjoy that my dog's way of telling me he has to pee is by doing parkour off my legs.
— Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) July 8, 2016
look what I did to my dog AHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/Sgoo1zHJbp
— 송이 (@isabelwyd) July 7, 2016
Gave my dog some granola and now he won't stop talking about the need for renewable energy.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) July 8, 2016
I noticed you pinheads whining, "Your dog is NOT your child," were conspicuously absent from my dog's high school graduation. #Valedogtorian
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) July 6, 2016
Why does my sister feel the need to draw eyebrows on my dog pic.twitter.com/WbNqYTfli6
— Chloe Stewart (@chloemstewart) July 6, 2016
My dog can discern the sound of the alllllmost empty cereal bowl from across the house.
— Veronica Roth (@VeronicaRoth) July 4, 2016
my dog winked at me while pooping and im just so uncomfortable
— bri nicole (@imbribtw) July 3, 2016
me: *reading funny tweets out loud*me: *shines phone light in my dogs face*me: "OK good ur still up, listen to this one"
— Twenty Struggles (@twentystruggles) July 5, 2016
This is literally how excited my dogs get hahaha pic.twitter.com/mtCnCo8tls
— fadie (@fadie_cee) July 3, 2016
Wife: How was your day?[flashback to me chasing the dog around the yard with a hose because he had diarrhea and rolled in it]Me: Normal.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 5, 2016
the dog I planted is growing in nicely pic.twitter.com/onY3oNeFLI
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) July 7, 2016
At first you felt sorry for the dog, but then... pic.twitter.com/RwzYG6F2Wc
— Animals (@AnimaIposts) July 4, 2016
[dies and goes to Heaven]GOD: Hello, welcome to-ME: WHERE ARE ALL MY DOGS?GOD: Right this way.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) July 7, 2016