Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Dieting
Diet starts Monday...ok maybe next Monday 🍩 pic.twitter.com/17w7j0dpFJ
— Sparky The Sun Devil (@SparkyArizonaSt) October 1, 2018
Since I’m dieting, I think there should be a rule that no one in my office is allowed to make toast.
— LARRen_DAVID 😐 (@JessIsAMess1914) October 1, 2018
Hey human.. I'm not the one on the diet! Where are the treats? pic.twitter.com/LDhoL0XCqA
— RogueSoulArtist (@RogueRomantic) October 1, 2018
💭jus thinkin...my diet continues and don't get why I'm gaining weight. I'm eating a lot of fruit; apple pie, peach cobbler, banana nut bread...
— Chris Joseph (@chrizjoseph) October 1, 2018
me: *wants to really focus on my diet this month*God: pic.twitter.com/nHSUgn7K4b
— bells 🌙 (@jingle_bells44) October 1, 2018
PIC
How's your diet going?Me pic.twitter.com/XY1PsWREhF
— 🌸Cattleya 🌸 (@Cataley46380254) October 1, 2018
ate 7 slices of pizza and now im gonna take my multivitamin with some Diet Coke. i am the EPITOME of health. pic.twitter.com/69GqRoIzDa
— Adam¡ (@TheAdamCardenas) October 1, 2018
I need to get off this sorority girl diet I’m on. M-F I eat nothing but salad and slam coffee. Friday night comes, kill an entire pizza. Sat feel bad about the pizza, light breakfast, go out at night, bag of Cheetos b4 bed. Ice cream on Sunday night bc Im single & no one loves me
— Pat Maloney (@djDOGman73) October 1, 2018
When a stranger offers me unsolicited diet advice. pic.twitter.com/ljmZlwwNEM
— 🏳️🌈 Your Fat Queer Friend 🏳️🌈 (@yrfatfriend) September 30, 2018
I’m going on a diet tomorrow. So I have to eat all the junk food in my house tonight.
— Pariah Carey (@uhhhhhoksure) September 30, 2018
Me approximately three hours after saying I was gonna be serious about my diet pic.twitter.com/exzeyzS9DB
— Claire Fish-Man 🎃 (@_ClaireFish) September 30, 2018
I started my new diet today called "Are you gonna finish that ?"
— Romeo Delight 🍷🧀 (@bigracksonly) September 28, 2018
Guys imma try this new diet at my parents house.... pic.twitter.com/8CCVwRA738
— David Acuff (@DavidAcuff) September 28, 2018
Yeah I like you, but not "start dieting" like you
— Elisabeth. (@YourMomsucksTho) September 28, 2018
*thinking about how i'm gonna ruin my diet tomorrow* pic.twitter.com/3uM3MIWKcA
— Taiolax. (@Mariam_Taiel) September 30, 2018