Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Your Bad Cooking
Me calling my dad when something in my apartment is broken & me calling my mom when I want to attempt cooking pic.twitter.com/8nBopVZpoC
— Van (@banezza_) November 1, 2018
if u ever think ur a bad cook just remember i cracked an egg once but i completely missed the pan and watched it burn before my eyes
— rori (@froggibot) November 1, 2018
me: [cooking something]my fire alarm:pic.twitter.com/tkSeijKp6q
— dawnnie `ᴗ´ (@byuwungkwan) November 1, 2018
This is a stove.HOT!Use protective measures when cooking.#CookingInstructionsForMen pic.twitter.com/wby4Wj5gDL
— MeltLikeButta (@jwbutta) November 1, 2018
No, you aren't a bad cook. I always have an after dinner cordial of cherry immodium.
— Christina 🦇👻🤘 (@Aikiwomannc) October 31, 2018
This dude came to my place and started bragging about his cooking skills. I tasted the food and FAM!! Lot's wife was the main ingredient😫 pic.twitter.com/pMefXPaYsO
— Adejola Mykel (@Og_Mykel) November 1, 2018
Sometimes I think I’m a bad cook then I remember my brother asked me how to make a fried egg
— Hayley✿ (@HHend97) October 28, 2018
I know I’m a bad cook because anytime I eat food I’ve made I feel relieved after the 6 hour point because I’m like ok if I gave myself food poisoning I would be throwing up by now.
— Tori (@torsenetchko) October 29, 2018
#CookingInstructionsForMenThe smoke alarm is NOT a cooking timer.
— Damien O'Callaghan (@D_ocallaghan77) November 1, 2018
From my signature range (book is out now) title cooking for fuds ! Toasted authentic granary bread with sautéed beans oven baked potato Rosti topped with mature cheddar cheese pic.twitter.com/LCsolQ0blV
— Eton O'Rifle 🍀 (@etonrifle1970) November 1, 2018
I’ve been to Eric’s house 3 times this month, each time for Beef Stroganoff. It’s not good. He’s a bad cook. But it’s free.
— Andy Greskoviak (@Andy_Greskoviak) October 29, 2018
When you get the taste of mold in your food but nothing looked remotely moldy when you were cooking. pic.twitter.com/7ndhzt2OXY
— 💝 Koda 💝 (@KodaOtt) November 1, 2018
Things that every single dish I make includes:* Extra hot Tabasco* Homegrown spicy chilli peppers* Spicy Chilli powderCan't say I'm a bad cook if you can't feel your tounge, eh?
— Dennis D. Bednarz (@DennisBednarz) October 24, 2018
Why am I such a bad cook??? I’m trying so hard, but I literally just boiled tortellini wrong pic.twitter.com/GViTYusvnO
— That Awkward RN (@LoveTheScrubs) October 30, 2018
You know you are a bad cook when even hamburger helper doesn’t help. #hamburgerhelpless
— vterrell (@vterrell) October 25, 2018
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