Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Anxiety
Strange things that give me anxiety:
-walking over grates
-off-center belt buckles
-ordering drive-thru
-using fuck wrong in a sentence— Minion (@miffedmim) February 25, 2017
If anxiety was a person, I would secretly spit in their coffee before I gave it to them & not feel bad.
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderdj) February 25, 2017
Just discovered my wife has 949 unread emails and now I have anxiety. pic.twitter.com/kw6n4wIlFp
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 25, 2017
We need a word to convey the delight of a beautiful day in February with the anxiety of knowing this is probably a result of global warming.
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) February 23, 2017
My hobbies include making alcoholism and anxiety look like Pinterest craft projects.
— Off The Record... (@snotnboogers23) February 22, 2017
When you have anxiety and depression at the same time pic.twitter.com/XWg6w9Y0yK
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) February 22, 2017
Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years like a social anxiety poltergeist?
— Just A Regular Girl (@SheJustRegular) February 21, 2017
when u got anxiety and u try to explain anything to anyone pic.twitter.com/Lie5yhea9X
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) February 20, 2017
anxiety: hi
me: go away.
anxiety:
me:
[we start making out like crazy]— dead burt jarvis (@iamburtjarvis) February 19, 2017
Social anxiety means that sometimes I throw parties and worry that people will show up.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) February 17, 2017
My anxiety level could best be described as Bobcat Goldthwait reading the phone book.
Thanks for asking.— CandyWhore (@CruisinSoozan) February 17, 2017
*life starts getting good*
Anxiety: bishhh think again— K R I S🌹 (@krista_trent14) February 16, 2017
I've only had 3 anxiety attacks this week, so I guess you could say things are going pretty well
— Carter (@CarterMDavid) February 16, 2017
My Fitbit keeps tracking my anxiety attacks as exercises.Its like it's trying to comfort me "good job! You burned 50 calories as you cried!"
— Sarina Mossa (@sarinadipity) February 16, 2017
I have so much anxiety with phone calls that I just declined the same number three times not realizing it was just the pizza guy
— k (@350yeezyboosts) February 16, 2017