Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Adulting

I may be getting old but not “doesn’t know what day of the week it is” old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer.

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) August 29, 2016

I'm getting old because I'm watching the vma pre show and have zero idea who these people are.

— Christopher Manzo (@chris_manzo) August 29, 2016

Boss: why were you late today?Me: because sleep is amazing and being an adult is terrifying:Boss: true pic.twitter.com/ya2xdCS0YF

— 2DayFM 104.1 (@2DayFM) August 21, 2016

Why doesn't anyone tell you that being an adult is mostly asking yourself, "What kind of sad salad should I have for lunch today?"

— Margaret Abrams (@margaretabrams) August 31, 2016

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff

— ㅤ (@SrslyRelatabIe) August 30, 2016

big tshirts & sweatpants might be the perfect outfit. am i going to run some quick errands? am i gonna take a nap? u will never really know

— el chapo✨ (@_X0CHITL) August 21, 2016

90% of being an adult is fantasizing about ways to avoid it.

— Mmmkay? (@missekay) August 26, 2016

When my @fitbit buzzes and says I've hit my step goal, I feel like that's the signal that I've done enough adulting for the day.

— Lisa Jakub (@Lisa_Jakub) August 31, 2016

I thought I was doing well at this whole adulting thing....... But here I am drying my hair out my car window

— lindsey partridge (@LindseyP_8) August 31, 2016

sometimes I write things in my planner that ive already done just so I can immediately cross them off & feel good about myself #adulting

— Taylee (@tailshudson) August 31, 2016

I spent $80 at Walmart today on 3 bags of groceries and a laundry basket. Adulting is trash don't let anybody lie to you.

— Dom (@Dom_Dalbert) August 25, 2016

Why is it that I'm a 24 yr old ADULT but last night when I spilled RED WINE on MY CARPET all I could think was "omg when my mom sees this😳"

— Kathleen Fuentes (@KathleenLights1) August 30, 2016

Is adulthood just a never ending cycle of watching Facebook recipe videos while eating a Lean Cuisine?

— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) August 31, 2016

I mean, what's the motivation to keep doing things if there isn't a parade thrown in my honor at every step? Adulting is stupid.

— Bassey (@Basseyworld) August 31, 2016

The best part of being a grownup is you can melt cheese on whatever the hell you want.

— Lunarbaboon (@Lunarbaboon) August 20, 2016