Tweet Roundup | Tweets For People Who Can't Get Enough Halloween
I'm attaching googly eyes to every gem on my daughter's princess tiara for Halloween. There's no reason for it really, she's going as a fairy princess.
— Ｍｏｍｚｉｌｌａ (@milliondollrfam) October 25, 2019
Parent: If you didn't have candy you could have just said soMe: *scooping hummus into kids' candy buckets* Really, it’s no problem.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) October 25, 2019
My 6yo is going to be a half angel/half devil for Halloween and I’ve never seen a more self-aware costume choice.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 25, 2019
This is the greatest halloween costume I have ever seen in my life! 😂 😂 😂(Via https://t.co/buSJCXFFjj) pic.twitter.com/HiKh2J1FvZ
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) October 25, 2019
Easily one of the best Halloween costumes of all time pic.twitter.com/cbqOqmOKXt
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 25, 2019
Mugger: Hand over the jewelry!Me: *hands him two bracelets and a necklace*Mugger: These are made of candy.
— the drake gatsBOO 👻🎃 (@DrakeGatsby) October 25, 2019
if you want to find out what people really think of you in the harshest way possible, just wear your regular clothes to a halloween party and let strangers guess what your costume is
— jack wagner (@jackdwagner) October 25, 2019
Every year I wonder, do I have enough goodies. #Halloween pic.twitter.com/aBvb34IiqM
— joan cooke (@joancooke5) October 25, 2019
Me: Ok, kids, dump your candy out so we can begin tradingKids: Please no, you make it not funMe: Nonsense! I'm totally fun[ 5 minutes later ]Me, smoking a cigar: Two Smarties for a full-size Snickers? You think this is a game, Brylen? Get the fuck outta here, you worm
— SerenAAAHHHHH!!!! (@kidnapped_jesus) October 25, 2019
7-year-old: *puts on witch hat*Me: You can't wear your costume right now.7: It's not a costume.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 25, 2019
Handing out candy for Halloween:- cliche- expensive- trash all over your lawn- too many knocks on the doorHanging a beehive:- hip- eco-friendly- rewards bravery- zero knocks
— tomb slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) October 25, 2019
[trick or treating]neighbor: aren't you a little old to be doing this?me: I'm a small child, this is just a really convincing tired mom costume
— Spook Ankles (@ankles_so_weak) October 25, 2019
her: I can’t believe you’ve eaten all the Halloween candyme: it’s not October 31 so it’s just candyher: either way you’re not leaving the store until you’ve paid for it
— Funkenstein (@FU_TangClan) October 25, 2019
The problem with Halloween when you're a pumpkin. pic.twitter.com/xjIrZXWcGz
— Art Young (@outpostart) October 25, 2019
[house burning down]me: oh no I can’t believe it’s gonefirefighter: was this your home?me: this was the house that gave out full size candy bars
— unhuman aaron (@humanaaron) October 25, 2019