Tweet Roundup | Tweets for People Whose Brains Won't Shut Up
Nobody:My brain: if you step on the white part you have failed. pic.twitter.com/XmUAn48DwO
— v¡vą🦄 (@realviva__) December 9, 2020
My Brain: Don't worry, its going to be a silent fart. Nobody will hear.My Ass: 👇🏾 pic.twitter.com/1Pmqg6POoN
— Uncle Patu (@xeduge) December 9, 2020
Me: I may be ugly but at least i'm smartMy brain: pic.twitter.com/rkHurNflb0
— IsΉaq😧 (@___Ishaq1) December 9, 2020
Me:My Brain: If your last name was Farley, you could name your kid Charles Ulysses, and he would be Chuck U. Farley, which is awesome. But if he didn't go by Chuck, he'd be Charlie Farley, which is HYSTERICAL.#makeItStop
— Miz Parker (@mizpahka) December 9, 2020
nobody:my brain: dont say it, don't say, dont!me alone in the kitchen: Hey guyssss... welcome back to my YouTube channel, so now, I'm gonna put the water inside the pot, so, I'll stir gently for 20mins and then taste.
— Bamioflagos🕊🍫 (@Tizbami) December 9, 2020
Nobody:My brain, every three seconds: pic.twitter.com/yWxroRAQ3b
— gOddeSs✨ (@absalom_spirit) December 9, 2020
Nobody:My brain at 3am: pic.twitter.com/EBgVDO8rCA
— Oɯɐɹı🇸🇴🇧🇩➐ (@omithewaffler) December 8, 2020
Nobody- ...My brain- click them pic.twitter.com/fCSYUGAYtK
— JINGLE BALLS! (@Jimboleem) December 9, 2020
Nobody:My brain randomly at 4am: pic.twitter.com/Arzvn4u8aZ
— The Confetti Guy 🦉 (@theconfettiguy) December 3, 2020
nobody:my brain:✨banana dick necklace✨ pic.twitter.com/GzWbvdr9c2
— sarah’s on mars♡ (@AdorexLou) December 2, 2020
nobody:my brain at 3am: i'm a god-fearing hard-working combine driver, hoggin' up the road in my p-p-p-p-plower, chuga-luga-lugging 5 miles an hour ON MY INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER
— merry kim-mas ✨ (@kimedieval) December 8, 2020
Me:Okay all you gotta do is just act normal it's not that difficultMy brain: pic.twitter.com/DyXYHLeyiw
— nobody (@meekaakutha) December 5, 2020
Nobody:My brain when I have to be productive: pic.twitter.com/RFjMuSP5dh
— Nati (@nathaliuhh) December 1, 2020
nobody:my brain at 4:52am: pic.twitter.com/dOirPPIkz5
— Aubriana 👑 (@skysantanamusic) December 9, 2020
Nobody:My brain: BERRIES N CREAM BERRIES N CREAM IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES N CREAAAAAM
— 🤍 (@alxandriagarcia) December 4, 2020