Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets from Pregnant Chrissy Teigen
I am “someone on twitter told me to be the bigger person and I said I am the bigger person and cried” weeks pregnant
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 4, 2018
I am “want to build a doghouse” weeks pregnant
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 4, 2018
I refuse to wash my face and lose these eyelash extensions. I will be covered in acne and die with beautiful, fluffy lashes
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 4, 2018
forgot to make a resolution so I'm just gonna pick one thing I've already done today and run with it
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 2, 2018
have you ever had a speck on your computer screen and looked at a photo of yourself and the speck made it look like you had a mole and you're like damn, I want a mole now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 29, 2017
"WE GET IT, YOU'RE PROUD OF YOUR BODY" I say, as I pregnant-scroll through instagram
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 24, 2017
I love being pregnant. I like it more than not being pregnant. But the headaches, my god the headaches. Someone...please help. Don’t say water. Or Tylenol. Or iron. Or magnesium. I need witchcraft
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 19, 2017
How do you address the king and queen of norway is it “whaddup” or “what’s up”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 10, 2017
If you are flying out of DC on virgin today, check under your seat for a very large mom bra. It's like a talk show giveaway!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 29, 2017
writing headnotes for 120 cookbook recipes has to be the worst part of making a book. why do I gotta explain that an enchilada is delicious and a burrito is delicious so of course a burrichilada would be delicious
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 27, 2017
I just feel like I could catch a football for sure, if no one were anywhere near me
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 26, 2017
You just listed 3 jobs. You want me to have more than 3 jobs? https://t.co/wBvcylMKRg
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 25, 2017
I just got Popeyes, Long John Silvers and Arby's all on the same block. I'll miss you, Springfield Ohio
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2017
I could not believe how bad I smelled upon waking up this morning but I have thankfully since been informed I slept on a cup of fishy spring roll dipping sauce
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 12, 2017
I am on a weird kick of desperately needing food at 3am so I have to make a sandwich every day before bed and put it on my nightstand
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2017