Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Wine

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May 26

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*hears knock*bathroom stall door opens slowlyThem: You've been away from your desk all dayCan I drink my wine in private, fucker?

— Wine Honey™ (@Wine_Honey1) May 25, 2017

How many wine gums before you get alcohol poisoning because I've had 312 and my face is tingling

— Not Quite Alex (@leahloveslovely) May 25, 2017

I just bought flowers and wine. The cashier asked if I was going on a date but nah dude, this is all for me, I super I love myself

— Clementine vonRadics (@Clementinevr) May 25, 2017

I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I just can't drink that much. pic.twitter.com/b8NhDBwnNv

— The Simpsons (@Simpsons_tweets) May 25, 2017

I pray that the plan God has for me involves a lot of puppies and a lot of wine.

— PrettyInPink (@kcatwalk1) May 25, 2017

All I'm saying is if that little bitch Dora the Explorer can find random shit in a tree, so can I.*gets stuck in tree looking for wine

— Wine Honey™ (@Wine_Honey1) May 24, 2017

Sticking the wine in the freezer 2 minutes before dinner because you forgot to put it in the fridge.... #BritishThreatLevels

— Rebecca Stubbs (@BecStubbs13) May 24, 2017

Yes! lol #humor #wine pic.twitter.com/d7BXgPxzcB

— Kelli McCracken (@Kelli_McCracken) May 24, 2017

I think instead of saying "best served chilled," wine bottles should say "best served when you want to chill."

— Darla (@ddsmidt) May 23, 2017

Love is the greatest feeling in the world but wine makes me feel pretty great too.

— kelsey darragh (@kelseydarragh) May 21, 2017

When I'm angry, I count to ten glasses of wine.

— кєℓℓαℓєηα (@topaz_kell) May 23, 2017

Happy #WineWednesday everyone! How awesome is this flowchart? Either way the answer leads to #wine! #winenot RT this! #OnceUponAWine pic.twitter.com/ONQgKxGE9t

— Once Upon A Wine ®™ (@onceuponawine_) May 24, 2017

They say a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, I found that a box full of wine works just as well.

— The Robfather™ (@thatUPSdude) May 22, 2017

Welcome to Twitter! If you aren't already following a mother who drinks wine, one will be assigned to you.

— Daddyness Blog (@Daddynessblog) May 22, 2017