Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Therapy
Just remembered that yesterday in therapy I had to say “that was supposed to be a joke” and got a pity laugh. Should I email her about it? Of course not! I’m gonna email her
— Mirena McGonagall (@AngelaFansbury) March 28, 2019
LA is mostly people who spent thousands of dollars on tattoos that should've gone to therapy.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) March 27, 2019
Tweeting and then immediately deleting is free therapy spread the word
— the ebony falcon (@Lindyyay) March 28, 2019
I told Julie that I’ll know I’ve made it when I can afford therapy and that bitch laughed at me
— bárbara (@Barbarasaurusss) March 28, 2019
Me in therapy when my psychologist tries to get me to talk about my mother pic.twitter.com/n75gD9u0VF
— ¯\_(👁)_/¯ (@jonnoxrevanche) March 28, 2019
Therapist: ...and try to describe, how that makes you feel?Me: Honestly, it's like....*pulls out phone* hold on, I've got the perfect meme for it.
— J🐉C (@theDRaGnrebOrN) March 27, 2019
Therapist: Garfield isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.Me: Ah, thank God.Garfield: pic.twitter.com/ULRJwegmxT
— Joj 🌟🍓 (@Kisyku) March 27, 2019
my therapist: How are you?me: I'm worried that ariana grande is overexerting herself
— Nah Annie 😘♿️ (@shepherdswifts) March 28, 2019
My therapist suggested I try grounding as a coping technique. Good thing weed comes from the ground.
— Biting🐯Tigress (@Addawanna) March 27, 2019
Therapist : "Have you considered leaving Twitter?"Me: "BLOCKED!"
— Biting🐯Tigress (@Addawanna) March 27, 2019
therapist: so what did you get out of our last session?me: *mouthful of stolen altoids* nothing i swear
— sarahdactyl (@girlnarly) March 26, 2019
[first meeting with therapist]Therapist: I'm gonna need you to be completely honest with meMe: absolutely not, I need you to like me
— aubrey casey please dm 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) March 25, 2019
ME: it just feels like it is a slippery slopeTHERAPIST: yeah, I suppose you are rightME: I guess I just don't know what to do nextTHERAPIST: just go down the damn water-slide already
— Tasty Mouse Hands (@ediblemousefeet) March 24, 2019
When my therapist said to talk to myself with kindness pic.twitter.com/lyujjeVHBe
— The Iron Chic (@the_iron_chic) March 24, 2019
therapist: you need to open up moreMe: i can’tTherapist: why notMe: let me visualize it for you pic.twitter.com/8y0gh0kxlC
— ugh ☾ (@bIimished) March 24, 2019