Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About the 4th of July
I'm white, but not takes a road trip on 4th of July weekend with my bffs to my rich parents lake house for drunken shenanigans white
— Doug Bies (@dougbies) June 30, 2017
Coworker: *excited*
Any big 4th of July plans?
Me: *keeps walking*
Thanks, you too!— WhatserName™ (@IamEveryDayPpl) June 30, 2017
My liver and I have two different opinions on country fest and 4th of July weekend being back-to-back 😳
— Brett St. Aubin (@bstaubs) June 29, 2017
trying to work but can't stop thinking about whether or not Taylor Swift will have her annual 4th of July party: a memoir
— Kristin Harris (@KristinHarris) June 29, 2017
Trying to buy fireworks for the 4th like pic.twitter.com/DRGWgmWZy2
— haley⚡ (@HaleyBerryman) June 29, 2017
Can't wait for the 4th of July where every white kid in the hazleton suburbs feels the need to tweet about "gunshots or fireworks?"
— Aristotle (@JTVozar) June 29, 2017
Let me go, boss.
The long weekend awaits. 🐾#FridayFeeling #4thofJulyWeekend pic.twitter.com/xtfV4jZ7S3— Cool Gus (@CoolGusPub) June 30, 2017
I hope everyone comes back with the same number of fingers they have now after the #4thofjulyweekend
— Jeff Isaacson (@FairScienceBook) June 30, 2017
So ready for #4thofjulyweekend! Can't wait to get hamburger'd to death.
— ButtoningPuppet (@ButtoningPuppet) June 30, 2017
As a kid, my dad always called January 2nd Independence Day bc that's when he separated from mom. We still barbecued
— Dan (@dangerdanv) June 30, 2017
I'm convinced Beyoncé will share pics of the twins on Tue & we'll all forget about America's bday & celebrate the 4th of Beyoncé from now on
— Noelle Acosta (@noelleacoss) June 30, 2017
4:25 on a weekday and the radio just played Get Low. Guess we're getting ready for the 4th. A bit aggressive for the pharmacy though
— Bruno (@BigBrune) June 30, 2017
Sliding into #4thofJulyWeekend like...#FridayFeeling pic.twitter.com/B4yYVuGvk7
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) June 30, 2017