Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About #ThanksgivingFails
My mom was giving everyone cooking instructions for the day. She told us, "I'm in charge, I'm going commando. Follow my lead and everything will turn out great!" 🤦 #ThanksgivingFails
— melissa (@_MelissaAmy) November 21, 2017
My mom was cooking a big dinner for the entire family, she stuck a thermometer in the turkey to check the temp, and the thermometer exploded getting mercury all over everything causing them to throw it all out. We all had pb&js that year. #ThanksgivingFails
— Olivia VanEpps (@oliviaavann) November 21, 2017
Every year, My surgeon grandma makes 2 stuffed fish appetizers by opening them up, stuffing them and suturing them closed. After suturing them she couldn’t find all the needles. We drove to her hospital to X-ray the fish. #ThanksgivingFails
— Jhon F (@enwyse) November 21, 2017
Last year I put too much hash oil in the pumpkin pies...we all sat down to watch football after dinner, didn't wake up till almost noon the next day. Gonna use less this year! Lol...#Thanksgivingfails
— Stank (@StarkMacgregor) November 21, 2017
#ThanksgivingFails my mom was on duty to cook the turkey one year and it was “cooking” all day and it was time to take it out of the oven to find it not cooked because she never turned the oven on at all.
— SHAWN MENDES ARMY (@SHAWN_World98) November 21, 2017
My sister put the gravy in a gravy boat that she used to hide her jewelry. Needless to say, guests were thrilled when they found gold necklaces and rings on their dinner plate. #ThanksgivingFails
— Truth be told (@jcianci) November 21, 2017
#thanksgivingfails my first time hosting thanksgiving for my in laws I spent two hours trying to thicken the gravy with what I thought was flour.. Turned out to be confectionary sugar... Was a tad sweet.... @Mariobatali
— pawlyk (@cpawlyk) November 21, 2017
Went to the gym before hand to be ahead of the carbs. Threw my back out and had to be lifted from chair to chair for the duration of the day. #ThanksgivingFails
— Courtney Covert (@CourtneyCovert2) November 21, 2017
My mom and dad were hours late for dinner b/c of a blizzard. My grandma wouldn’t serve the food until they arrived, but she did serve manhattans. Fam was absolutely plastered by the time my folks arrived. #ThanksgivingFails https://t.co/0dSxFt6MwO
— Amanda Respess (@ajrespess) November 21, 2017
Every Thanksgiving, to avoid talking politics, my family starts a debate over whether or not Ross and Rachel were on a break. #ThanksgivingFails
— KRose (@KristenRose124) November 22, 2017
#ThanksgivingFails the cat sat IN the turkey. I repeat, IN THE TURKEY
— 100% YouTube fan (@LonleyPotato2) November 21, 2017
My grandfather would start off every meal by treating it like a funeral for the turkey, “We’re gathered here today to remember Gobbles. He was a fine bird who lived a fattening life. His dying wish was to have us feast upon his flesh. Let’s honor his memory.” #ThanksgivingFails
— Perkinskiii (@abaldexteacher) November 21, 2017
One year I helped clean my parent’s house in preparation for family coming over. I used Pledge on the hardwood floors, and kids were slipping and falling all over the place. #ThanksgivingFails
— David Anderson (@SuperDave0419) November 21, 2017
Grandma drove around for two hours trying to find $1 pies. Found one. Brings it to dinner and complains about the quality #ThanksgivingFails
— Flake Shelton (@The_Franiak) November 21, 2017
When my husband was about 8 his parents asked him to put the frozen turkey on the porch (in the outside freezer) he just left it on the porch. A week later all they had was a rotting turkey and a confused 8 year old explaining that he just did what he was told. #ThanksgivingFails
— Hayden Bowers (@hayhay825) November 21, 2017