Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
Don't bother.He doesn't even call me. Why would he call you?(Insert naked baby photo here)#IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Keebler Sidejob (@kauffeemann) May 10, 2017
#IfMomWroteMyTinderBioshe'd say "Tinder" isn't that what lumberjacks shout when they cut down a tree??
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) May 10, 2017
@rodryanshow "She drinks a lot but will make you a good grilled cheese while drunk" #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Katlyn Breanne (@KatlynMcGoldric) May 10, 2017
You mean everyone's Mum doesn't write their bio? Goddammit. Not again. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Fiona Morris (@fionamorris123) May 10, 2017
Special little soldier who is the most handsome man in the world looking for a woman who will never be good enough.#IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Tend To Disagree (@tendtodisagree) May 10, 2017
#IfMomWroteMyTinderBioShe's a really beautiful person & soul.Ok where is the submit button? I "click submit". It didn't work. "SUBMIT"? pic.twitter.com/P7CwKAeiiR
— Ɗєє ínαpprσpríαtєlч (@deedles420) May 10, 2017
It would be in cursive and on a light pink piece of paper with a strawberry vine border. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) May 10, 2017
I'm unclear why the son I raised would want to meet someone this way but look at that face & swipe right please. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 10, 2017
HOW DO YOU GET IT OFF ALL CAPS? #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Disco_cunt (@choo2008) May 10, 2017
#IfMomWroteMyTinderBioroom probably not cleandoesn't text back for hoursif you can't fry chicken he not interestedhas work tomorrow
— Row (@notarrowthomas) May 10, 2017
"Someone marry her already...we're starting to get worried" [inserts Senior Glamour Shot pic] #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio pic.twitter.com/Y1JLUPh4fD
— Amanda (@512AmandaG) May 10, 2017
Don't think you're special dear, he sends his dick to everyone #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Average Joe 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@averigejoe) May 10, 2017
#IfMomWroteMyTinderBioMake sure her posture is straight!Don't allow her to stay in bed all day!Make sure she eats much healthy food!
— Isabel~glaBella (@PhilPhanDanPhan) May 10, 2017
Why would you Left Swipe him??? He's a GOOD BOY! No smokers. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Jim Wright (@JWr1ghtBra1n) May 10, 2017
#IfMomWroteMyTinderBio "Please provide full name/address so I can search you in the public records/check your credit score." MOMS DON'T PLAY
— Imani Albert (@imanialbert) May 10, 2017