Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Halloween Candy
Gonna be a fiscal conservative for HalloweenFirst kid gets all my candy, then I assume it'll trickle down to the rest of the neighborhood
— Ghouls Spooksdaltsev (@jules_su) October 26, 2017
I have to buy my Halloween candy for the 5th time this year
— 🎃EnvyDaTropic™🎃 (@envydatropic) October 27, 2017
I enjoy long, romantic walks towards houses that pass out full sized candy bars on Halloween
— Doug Bies (@dougbies) October 27, 2017
in the spirit of Halloween im eating candy for breakfast
— Sarah (@smashing_sarah) October 27, 2017
Me this Halloween. At my own house. With the candy my roommates bought for the kids. pic.twitter.com/OZ28UmIllo
— Carlos Fulmer (@fulmer6) October 27, 2017
The best part of having a two year old at Halloween, getting to raid her candy after bedtime #toddlermom #halloween
— Jamie Lambert (@ousurvivor04) October 27, 2017
No one is putting razors in brownies. No one is putting pins in chocolate. And NO ONE is giving your kid weed candy for free. #halloween
— March of the Dead💀 (@blamemarktjan) October 27, 2017
1 for you, 5 for me1 for you, 5 for me1 for you, 5 for me1 for you, 5 for me1 for you, 5 for meMe, passing out Halloween candy
— Doug Bies (@dougbies) October 26, 2017
VERY EXCITED TO CONSUME ALL MY FAVORITE HALLOWEEN CANDYGUM WORMSCIRCUS PEANUTSFATHERS CORNAND OF COURSE GIN
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) October 26, 2017
I keep having to go back to the store for more Halloween candy. The holidays are exhausting.
— Donna Macabre (@Donna_McCoy) October 25, 2017
Ate a piece of 8's Halloween candy late at night. Would’ve gotten away with it too, if I hadn’t fallen asleep with the wrapper in my hand...
— When A Stranger Mehs (@TheAlexNevil) October 24, 2017
I have NO idea how many kids will come to our house on #Halloween so I'm only going to buy candy that we like in case nobody shows up.
— Mary Worley (@DrMrsWorley) October 24, 2017
Just bought my first ginormous bag of Halloween candy! You know what that means!*starts writing iou's for the trick or treaters
— ✨WendyDarkling✨ (@wendchymes) October 17, 2017
2 weeks til Halloween. Some people get excited. To me, it means spending $100 on candy for my wife to drink margaritas in front of children.
— Steve Arino (@Ol_Tennesteve) October 17, 2017
Halloween?PfffftI can go to Walmart any day to find candy and costumes and be scared to death.
— Tica Patty (@plockwood65) October 17, 2017