Tweet Roundup: This Week's Funniest Tweets About Eating Right
My doctor: "Are you eating healthy?"Me: "Well, for lunch I had two Diet Cokes and a handful of Sour Patch Children, so you tell me."
— Adam Ellis (@moby_dickhead) November 16, 2016
Diet tip: Remember the hole in the middle of the Donut🍩 is 100% fat free...
— ✴Giustino✴ (@aintlifegrand99) November 15, 2016
The only thing I regret doing yesterday is not eating enough french fries
— BELA (@isabelaseraffim) November 16, 2016
Forget Tinder, this morning I saw my future husband on the tube eating a Magnum for breakfast
— Sam Terroni (@SamTerroni) November 15, 2016
when life is hard but ur trying to be healthy 😂😭🍴 pic.twitter.com/mPm8AAGws5
— Food Porn (@Eating) November 15, 2016
"My favorite thing is to watch shows about food while eating food." - my son. My job here is done.
— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) November 15, 2016
Eating healthy is hard when you have the appetite of a whale and the self control of a meth addict
— Katelyn Ockenfels (@k0ckenfels) November 14, 2016
If you stop eating white bread & sugar you'll be amazed at how much more energy you have to tell people you stopped eating bread and sugar.
— Paul Dini (@Kimarujnr) November 14, 2016
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not just eating my feelings this week, I'm eating yours too.
— Tim Federle (@TimFederle) November 13, 2016
When you're on a diet but someone gives you cake pic.twitter.com/O6lHD4c5JR
— Scrubs Reactions (@ScrubsReaction) November 15, 2016
Dieting is so hard. I eat one healthy meal and expect a 4 pack and a 5 stone weight loss
— Kourtney Dunmall (@n0rtherntw4t) November 14, 2016
I'm not ready for it to be christmas already, I still haven't started the diet I was meant to do after the last one
— sophie (@sophxthompson) November 16, 2016
Ugh I hate it when I'm following a healthy diet schedule then some junk food looks at me n cry n insist so out of sympathy I've to eat them
— 👑 Arooj Hyder (@AroojHyder) November 16, 2016
BRO OH MY GOD I WAS DOING SO GOOD WITH MY DIET I WAS EATING HELLA HEALTHY UNTIL I DROVE PAST DEL TACO OH MY GOD FUCK
— BELA (@isabelaseraffim) November 16, 2016
Mom: honey are you eating a balanced diet?Me: uh... ya pic.twitter.com/HkRd0HmUb6
— The Black Sheep ECU (@blacksheep_ecu) November 15, 2016