Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About Drinking Black Coffee
People who drink their coffee black with no cream or sugar need to donate their brains to science when they die. I need to understand why you like to be miserable. https://t.co/0DEMlE8KN0
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 29, 2019
When you chug a whole cup of room temperature black coffee pic.twitter.com/6ggyPFX2wV
— Godfrey Torrance (@aafgodfrey) January 30, 2019
I got black coffee from Starbucks and just drank it and this was the face I made pic.twitter.com/3E9gR6JM3A
— Keyblade Master Terence (@TheBlackNerd) January 27, 2019
People who take black coffee without sugar, cream and milk are blessed because they get the actual taste and flavor of coffee 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/LrBajw8dHl
— God & Glam (@AzzyLite) January 24, 2019
no one:me: I know! idk how I acquired the taste buds but I LOVE black coffee. I am superior to all
— ash (@Ashleydiazz) January 31, 2019
If you drink black coffee with no sugar or creamer ima just go out my way to file an official terrorist complaint.
— Meliodas 🐉🥀 (@_MelvinEugene) January 31, 2019
Drinking black coffee with no lid, while wearing a white t shirt and rushing to class. If it spills I’m giving up on 2019.
— Milo R. Frias (@milo_frias) January 31, 2019
i'm literally shaking while typing and i can't tell whether it's the freezing cold or the three cups of black coffee maybe it's both it's probably both i can smell music
— aj 👩🎤🐼 (@oldmcdougall) January 31, 2019
drank a black coffee immediately before my morning run so i could get the extra adrenaline rush of feeling like i needed to yak the whole time
— s1 ryan (@m_h_lumber) January 31, 2019
Get so sick of reheating my coffee that I just complacently drink cold black coffee now
— Savage Slav (@GypsyyLindsey) January 31, 2019
I don’t think I ever done a quicker 180 on anything than I did on black coffee. One day I was like “You drink that bitter death water straight?!” Then the next day I was like “You sully your miracle water with sugar and cow juice?! Idiot!!”
— KoDiddly (@TheRealKohut) January 31, 2019
adult drinks: black coffee, black coffee with sugar, unsweetened iced tea, vegtable flavored sparkling water, thats it
— S.A.L.O.M.E. Unclear Sky (@She_of_Carthage) January 31, 2019
I always keep an empty milk bottle in my fridge, just in case I ever feel like a black coffee
— John (@JFD1960) January 31, 2019
I drank black coffee this morning and enjoyed it... now I’m confused on who I am as a person
— Kaylene (@kaycyalater) January 31, 2019
Dealing with my financial problems < Learning to like black coffee.
— him (@hairyclementine) January 31, 2019