Tweet Roundup | The Best of #ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume that people will understand your sarcastic tweets and nuanced commentary. pic.twitter.com/Szg4Mc6hD7
— david rosenblum (@mudcaulks) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssumeIt’s just gas
— Jeff Dwoskin - Hashtag Roundup (@bigmacher) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume: That I won't do this while you're asleep pic.twitter.com/GkNkChoqyH
— Nessa + Macie Doodle (@DoodleNessa) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssumeIf you bellyflop into a crowd people will catch you.
— LOW 9z (@LOWNINEZ) August 30, 2018
Cute wine is good wine. #ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume pic.twitter.com/F7QIhaSuPn
— Nathalie with an h (@nnnatchos) August 30, 2018
That your quiet toddler or children are just playing nicely #ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume pic.twitter.com/xfScBhEVIY
— B R E N D A 💋 (@BrendaBurner66) August 30, 2018
That your pants will button this morning 😵😂 #ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume
— Joanna Psoroyannis (@Lumines1313) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssumeThat the weatherman is right pic.twitter.com/UQgsaKVQHH
— felicia ruiz😼 (@katwomanfifi) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume that there's toilet paper.
— Dirtbox Murphy (@NeilMurphy327) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume Gas Station sushi is safe to eat. pic.twitter.com/71j899WnCd
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssumeYour super powers pic.twitter.com/b0htmkty33
— Clan Hay (Spry Scots) (@mtrotter2) August 30, 2018
When your wife says she is fine, she is really fine. #ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume
— Joe (@PhantomNuts) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssumeThat everyone knows how to eat a Kit Kat. pic.twitter.com/UQ0SlbLKOW
— Dan Ger💣us, Inc. (@Anythingpork) August 30, 2018
#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssumeThat it would ever be okay in any kind of argument to tell a woman to calm down or relax pic.twitter.com/7xQts6AR2L
— 😁Nobody Really 😘 (@likenretweet69) August 30, 2018
Anything.#ThingsYouShouldNeverAssume#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/oY3m3coKzB
— Me. My own companion. (@Beckah74) August 30, 2018