Tweet Roundup | Funniest Tweets for Stress Eaters
me stress-eating as I wait for more results to roll in pic.twitter.com/jNoitJVSdV
— the sleepytime owl 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) November 5, 2020
I wish there were an app to match the people stress baking with the people stress eating.
— Dessa (@dessadarling) November 4, 2020
I’ve been stress-eating apples and I just realized that my apartment is strewn with cores
— Sarah Larson (@asarahlarson) November 4, 2020
I lost 5 pounds this week by eating nothing but chicken wings, pizza, and beer. My secret? Utilizing all of my waking hours to stress about things I have no control over!!!
— Tron_Little (@Tron_Little) November 5, 2020
I'm at the eating-an-entire-roll-of-Mentos-I-found-at-the-bottom-of-my-bag-as-if-it's-a-snack stage of stress-eating. Just in case anyone is curious. #2020
— Lindsey Litteken (@LindseyNerdiest) November 6, 2020
Not having a reason to justify your stress eating is a reason that justifies your stress eating
— Jason Johnson (@JasonJo08427466) November 6, 2020
no, YOU'RE stress eating sprig rolls and garlic noodles with chicken curry for the third time this week
— no water no ice add frog (@flowerqueers) November 6, 2020
The No Way Jose sundae is a perfectly reasonable stress eating choice in 2020. pic.twitter.com/4GY47CzVQb
— Elise (@TeamRickandIlsa) November 6, 2020
I am stress eating split pea soup straight out of the pot and my coworker just caught me and I'm like 👁️👄👁️
— 🔥witchy bitchy🔥 (@bong_sewer) November 6, 2020
I got hives sending an email regarding special education and am now most definitely stress eating like Garfield pic.twitter.com/K67VE36d2I
— Michelle (@MichelleWhisks) November 6, 2020
It’s called “stress eating” but I pronounce it “carne asada fries”
— 🎃👻 Sam Boo-tler 👻🎃 (@samwasnthere2) November 6, 2020
me: why am i breaking out :( i've been doing my skincare routine so thoroughly every single day :(also me: stress baking for the last three weeks, eating cookies, pastries, chips, junk food,
— s**** v2.0 (@internetpisces) November 6, 2020
Whatcha talking’ about? I’m absolutely chill.. No stress eating here... 🍰 🧁 pic.twitter.com/ySiD3ceDe1
— MRS HIG RN Karma is here for the GOP 🏳️🌈 🌊 (@hig68) November 6, 2020
Day 3 of stress eating my two favorite kinds of chips: potato and chocolate
— Leanne is survivin’ (@leannemavila) November 6, 2020
When your 2pm meeting has you on mute eating an entire bag of corn chips because of the residual stress of your 1pm meeting.
— Fran Wilde (@fran_wilde) November 6, 2020