Tweet Roundup | This Week's Funniest Tweets About This Heat
Offended that I'm expected to leave the house in this heat.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) July 15, 2016
THIS HEAT GON' BE CRITICAL TODAY DON'T BE AFRAID TO POP INTO YOUR LOCAL CVS OR RITE-AID AND SAMPLE SOME DEODORANT SPRAYS JU HEARD
— COACH CHRIS (@CG_NY) July 15, 2016
Subway driver warned us this morning, pleasantly, that if we start to experience heat stroke, please move away from the platform edge.
— Lois Beckett (@loisbeckett) July 15, 2016
No clue wtf to wear in this 90 degree heat to work that won't get me fired 😔
— C H L O É (@CleverlyChloe) July 15, 2016
How this heat makes me feel🔥 pic.twitter.com/BNgTISalFA
— Pugs 4 Life! (@pugsforllfe) July 11, 2016
my house lost power and it's really hot rn, so I may or may not be laying on the cooling mat my mom bought for our dog🙄
— Alyssa (@_alyssamg) July 15, 2016
It's too hot to go outside and have fun, so it's looking like Netflix is my best friend for the day
— Jonny Donny (@ItsJonDon) July 15, 2016
It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare.
— C'est la vie (@Robert_Beau) July 13, 2016
that horrible time of year again when it's so hot i have to sleep with at least one limb out of the blankets, where the ghosts can touch it
— baby corns (@floatlikeamote) July 13, 2016
It's really hot out today. So I just put on a fancy necklace, and went for a walk naked. pic.twitter.com/ZAVvpj8Y8b
— Esther TheWonder Pig (@EstherThePig) July 12, 2016
Please don't speak to me today it's too hot
— BELA (@isabelaseraffim) July 14, 2016
[Cuts legs off yoga pants]
What? It's hot as hell outside.— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) July 11, 2016
Pray for Hawaii....
Ain't nothing wrong, it's just hot as as hell out here. 😭— Monalisa S. (@monnaaalissaa) July 7, 2016
"Drink water when it's hot outside!" - Every fitness magazine right now. Thanks, guys. Would not have instinctively known that. Life saved.
— T NATION (@T_Nation) July 9, 2016
It's so hot outside the wind don't even cool you off it just feel like a damn blow dryer hitting you
— juice santana (@reecefryer_) July 8, 2016
There's a thin line between it being hot outside and it being so hot I feel like I'm being punished for every sin I've committed
— Kristen (@kristen_schoch) July 8, 2016