Sweatpants & Humor | AskReddit: What's the Weirdest Theory You've Ever Heard?

Everybody has heard of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and most of the bizarre or offensive political/governmental/religious theories out there. But what about some of the weirder, fringe-ier theories? We turned to Reddit to find out. Answers taken from threads here, here, and here.

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1. So just...any books? When do I get my answers?

2. Can we get the drones to please stop pooping on my car?

3. But can you make a clean getaway? Ba dum tsss.

4. Well, I mean, this one kind of makes sense.

5. Has anyone ever actually finished a tube of Chapstick and then thrown it away? Because I haven't.

6. You mean my sun salutation is actually a Satan salutation?

7. So when I die, I go to planet Cancer? I think I'll pass.

8. Say it ain't so.

9. Maybe it gave him a buzz...

10. Seems legit.