Making Us Laugh This Week | 16 Tweets That Make Us Glad We're Not the Only Ones
Do you ever find yourself saying or doing something and then thinking that you are completely ridiculous and that you must be the only one who feels that way? These Tweets will validate you.
Is everyone at this time of year just shattered or is it just me— Anthony (@xkitters) December 10, 2018
can anyone else confirm that girls have 4 types of showers, a “quick body wash”, a “hair and body shower”, a proper “exfoliate shave, moisturizer, hair mask, singalong” and then a “depressed leave me alone I wanna die” shower.
— al⚢ (@saddgay) December 12, 2018
recipe: 2 cloves of garlic
me: got it pic.twitter.com/imUsstSnGt— nicole tersigni (@nicsigni) December 12, 2018
Resting your eyes, in the morning after shutting off your alarm. Is the most dangerous game ever played
— ᴬᵘˢᵗⁱⁿ (@Austin_James74) December 12, 2018
“are you in a mood?”
yes yes yesyesyesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yesyes yesye yes yesyes yes yesyes— ♡ (@rxcheey) December 9, 2018
me training a new person at my job:"so you're not reaIIy suppose to do this but this is what i do"
— b (@boujeesIut) December 15, 2018
me at the grocery store believing that i was only gonna pick up a few items and refusing to grab a cart pic.twitter.com/qzzN6liUQB
— james (@phan1om_) December 11, 2018
When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually
— Chase (@mrmakethings) December 11, 2018
9/10 i’II get over it, i just gotta be dramatic first
— b (@boujeesIut) November 23, 2018
friend: *texts me*
my brain:don’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itdon’t say itme: *doesn’t say it, forgets to reply for three weeks*— adam (@brokeangeI) November 17, 2018
your social media is forever being watched by a crazy ex or someone who claims they don't like you but actually can't get enough of you
— jarrett (@jarrettstod) November 22, 2018
I’ll happily put my clothes in the washer and dryer. But folding...? that’ll take about 14 business days.
— Selena🌺 (@LenaPerx) November 20, 2018
Y’all ever notice when you lose the remote you lose trust in everyone?
“Are you sitting on the remote?”- “No”“Stand up”— Parker (@ParkerHousandd) November 19, 2018
Me towards my ex: oh well. Things didn’t work out. He’s not a bad guy
Me towards my friends exes: I literally fcking hate him. If he ever comes near you again I’m running him over with my car. You deserve so much better than his ferret lookin ass— silly (@csilly_) November 11, 2018
“Are you free later?”
Hmmmm let’s see..4:00 - wallow in self pity4:30 - stare into the abyss5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again!Sorry I’m booked.— Jackson Strick (@StrickJackson) November 12, 2018
anxiety: aren’t you like... worried?
me: about what?anxiety: idkme: oh my god you’re right—  (@hurtedbray) November 6, 2018