AskReddit | What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say Out Loud?

We all have "brain farts" from time to time - some of us more than others! Lewis Black famously had a bit about overhearing something you absolutely can't explain rationally, and it rattles around in your head until your brain explodes. "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college..."Well, these aren't necessarily non sequiturs, but they're definitely dumb! Here are some of our favorites from this Reddit thread on the subject.